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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jsdftm04, Oct 20, 2019.
For a couple of questions from an absolute novice?
Yes, how can I help?
Well you could die.
@monacoger is your man for all things financial. He gives a good yield.
Or so I've been told.
Sorry Bro ignore that last post. I think I'm coming down with Tobyitis
Unlikely to happen for a while but I do get nervous when I hear a helicopter overhead.
Why not go and see a mortgage advisor like every **** else instead of coming on an anonymous forum and asking a load of hairy arse strangers?
Well they do have infrared these days. You cant hide from those fùckers
How do you know we all have hairy arses?
You are turning out to be a right weirdo mate. You will fit right in in Kilmarnock.
Coz they will tell you lies and try to screw you over. This is exactly the right place to ask for mortgage advice.
I couldn't feel anymore out of place. All the blokes around there get their eyebrows threaded and regular sunbeds. True story, so you could be right, it would be no surprise to learn you wax your fart hole.
Is that a Scottish thing or is it just Killie lads that are ponces?
Yeah you're right. My emotionally unstable personality disorder reared its ugly head again there.
Listen to this guy ^^^^^ @Jsdftm04 He's great.
All sorted, waived my commission too.
We have experts on everything on GC.
I am GC's go to guy for entertainment information and dodgy streaming sites.
@Eddie bin Nesta al-Glesga is our conspiracy theory and all things Rangers expert
@DUNCAN DONUTS is our London crime expert
@Gambol is our homosexual holidaying rep
@pineappleupsidedown is our kebab house guy
@GroveRanger is the man to see about kiddie porn and where to find it
@DevAdvocate is our authority on missing kids in Portugal
@Ciaran will help you with any Irish Republican proscribed terrorist organisations info you might need.
@aberdude he's your man on land stability or the lack off
@stopmeandslapme is the man when it comes to wandering aimlessly around fields finding old bean cans
This place is full of experts ffs
It's a well known fact that prolonged wearing of the kilt leads to arse hairs being blown off in the gales we experience up here.
Ffs Saffy if you are going to fit in you need to know this stuff. This is 101 Scots tbf.
<Cough> Metal Detecting <Cough>
Aren't you best just looking online ?
I went into Nationwide and Skipton buildings societies and they don't even have any mortgage advisers.
You've got to do some video ****e !
Ended up going through Lloyd's who had real people to talk to.
Cos we don’t charge as much, you beast.