Any mortgage advisor on here?

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  1. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Never felt more left out.
     
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    How about all the Curry Nights you weren't invited to :huh:
     
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  4. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    You in Killie saffy?

    Nae luck

    You have a shop in Killie ?
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

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    Do me! Do me!
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    @Ponders Revisited is GC's expert in all castle related stuff ie fortifications not the record breaker fella.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    @Ponders Revisited is our expert on all things esoteric. Also a word renowned figure in the field of multiple personality.

    <cheers>
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sorry bro but you're pretty much a jack of all trades and master of none sort of chap.
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

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    As for mortgages, here is my advice: buy a big house in Ponders End (it's in North London), then sell it after ten years and move to Constable Country. You'll not regret it.

    No worries.
     
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  11. Julian Edelman

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    Where abouts is Killie ?
    My daughters moving to Inverkeithing
     
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  12. pineappleupsidedown

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    Kilmarnock bis Ayrshire , west coast

    Inverkeithing is easy coast, Fife ...above Edinburgh
     
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    Fife <yikes>

    Wouldnae let ma ween live there. She'll get gangbanged on a daily basis ffs
     
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  14. monacoger

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    Same as what happens to her in Bristol now then?












    Sorry, buddy.
     
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  15. monacoger

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    *Castle related stuff in GB
     
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    Yeah, don't buy a house in Ponders End. Not now.
     
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    Menshy!
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

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    True. The place has gone downhill since I left.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    Don't waste your time with a mortgage, you are just chucking your money away. What you want to do is rent, that way you get to free up the capital you'd otherwise be forking out in interest payments.

    For as little as £1000 a month you can rent a compact and bijou minimalist room in a shared property. Don't worry about it not having a kitchen or bathroom, you will be out on the tiles most nights spending all the lovely cash you are saving by not having to be shacked to a mortgage!

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