Celtic v Rangers

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Jesus will you let it go!!

    We know the welsh are dirty!!
     
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  2. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    Did you finger her?
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    ...Too soon?
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    To be fair, my memory of that time is poor. All wimmin looked like Mrs C and sounded Welsh.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She wanted fingered immediately after I said "Hullo, doll" . She didn't think it was too soon.
     
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  5. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    After you've fingered a bird, do you look them directly in the eye and say "you've just been stump pumped"?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Simply can't do it anymore. Was a ball hair away from not being able to get on the plane home due to the nerves and fear, and that was after several pints.

    Just acquired 6 vallies, on their way :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    ****in' man up, ya big poof
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Think it's the sun too, burnt to a crisp and going for hot and cold every few minutes. Might have purchased gear Saturday night <wah>

    If I was a dog they wouldn't even 'put me to sleep' they'd just kicked me to death.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    I've seen mention of Paedo chat, what's occurring on that particular old firm battle field?
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    What's best way to save charge on a Samsung but still use the internet? Eventually gor the ****er charged last night buts on the life support machine and I'm not going out to get a phone until Wednesday at least.
     
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  12. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    A
    Big Walter knew and never called the Polis allowing Neely to walk away freely with a handshake and best wishes.
     
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  13. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^

    Uses the last of his battery to get peado chat. Kafflics are weird.
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Nah <laugh>

    I ended up climbing was sweating like **** so really went to town over it and managed to get it on a slow charge but it's on it's way out.
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Please tell me this is true pls.
     
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  16. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    The victim said the Police were never called, The Police have no record of the call, Souness and Walter sacked him but the Rangers News wrote an article the next day thanking him for his service and wishing him the best.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Police never lie
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Oooft. They've still a bit of catching up to do.
     
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  19. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    Truth is the police WERE called and haven't kept a record as it was PRE-INTERNET days.

    Rangers news ran a story to fill some pages - NO BIG DEAL.

    Quite how Mindy & co are trying to POINT SCORE over this is quite frankly EMBARRASSING

    Yes?
     
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  20. Benoit Blanc

    Benoit Blanc 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    if only they had pen and paper to record stuff pre internet
     
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