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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mohammad Bin Bomma, Oct 11, 2019.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Have you been bitten by some Aussie insect that fùcks up your brain and turns you into Mindy?
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Infidel
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I think he's been sectioned in Manchester after yesterday's stabbing of peace at the shopping centre.
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Infaapenny
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Infapound
     
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  6. Mohammad Bin Bomma

    Mohammad Bin Bomma New Member

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    Brothers, I hope you have used your Christian weekend wisely. I need a volunteer to be the first to convert to the ways of Allah. But he must be volunteered by the Brothers.

    I now call upon you to select one of your flock.
     
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  7. EasterRoad1980

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    Sheep?

    Now you're talking bro, innit.
     
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  8. gas

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    I'll take one for the team guise

    ftp

    <party>
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ^^ I'm shocked Gas has fallen for the old
    "72 virgins" routine.
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Jihad me at hello
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No danger of finding them in Bristol, so I guess he’s willing to try anything
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I still hivny seen the nudie photies of Mrs Gas. <grr>
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, you wouldn’t really want to see those tbh. Readers Wives actually had to issue a public apology for any distress caused by those photos, apparently.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. gas

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    There are a few buried in the million posts fred.

    ftp

    <party>
     
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  16. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    Bury some more bro.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Just PM me them ya lazy ****.
     
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  18. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    This is confirmed

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    Oh you're a BIG boy :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  20. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    That was on my once a month big cock day and I'd been saving up for weeks (hence the rather porridge-like ejaculate) when Gas posted some orgy shots of Mrs Gas on the NSFW page. Anyone else get those big cock days? Most of the time I am a flaccid 1.5" but every four weeks or so there appears to be an extra rush of blood to the old chap and he manages a resplendent 2" if I'm lucky.
     
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