England face Spain in the UEFA Nations League thingy and Switzerland in a friendly. Here is the squad that Gareth Southgate selected, minus Raheem Sterling, who can't be arsed: Goalkeepers: Jack Butland (Stoke), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Alex McCarthy (Southampton) Defenders: Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Fabian Delph (Manchester City), Joe Gomez (Liverpool), Harry Maguire (Leicester City) Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur), Luke Shaw (Manchester United), John Stones (Manchester City), James Tarkowski (Burnley), Kieran Trippier (Tottenham Hotspur), Kyle Walker (Manchester City) Midfielders: Dele Alli (Tottenham Hotspur), Eric Dier (Tottenham Hotspur), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), Jesse Lingard (Manchester United), Ruben Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea) Forwards: Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur), Marcus Rashford (Manchester United), Danny Welbeck (Arsenal). The Spain game is at Wembley on Saturday and it's a 7.45pm kick-off, so everyone will be well pissed up. The Switzerland match sees the teams going downmarket and visiting the King Power Stadium on Tuesday at 8pm. Scotland face Premier League regulars Belgium on Friday in a friendly at Hampden Park at 7.45pm. Their opening Nations League match is against glamorous Albania at the same venue on Monday. Wales and Ireland play each other on Thursday for their opening match. It's at Cardiff's ground. The hosts then face a Danish amateur side, as the pros have fallen out with their FA, for some reason. Ireland have a friendly in Poland instead, which may result in the odd tipple being consumed. Northern Ireland's Windsor Park is the venue for their match against Bosnia on Saturday at 2pm. It's then due to see some protests, due to a friendly against Israel at 7.45pm on Tuesday. I've no idea what this Nations League nonsense is about, so I'll leave it for someone else to educate us all.